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it’s still weird to me sometimes that i run a kinda popular humor internet blog and i have a child. like i’m a mom. i’m a mom blogger. i should be posting pintrest hacks and how to make ants on a log
Tell us how the fuck to make ants on a log
it’s celery and you put peanut butter on top and then put live ants in the peanut butter
things im tired of:
- the evil stepmom trope
- the im not like other girls because i don’t like skirts, makeup or fro-yo trope
- any trope that makes girls who like fashion and make-up seem stuck up, stupid, slutty and mean
- the popular girl wants to socially destroy anyone who tries to get in between her and popularity trope
- the i hang out with guys because it’s less drama than girls trope
- the we’re best friends but im the girl your boyfriend cheated on you with because i was jealous of you’re relationship trope
- literally any trope that has girls hate each other for NO REASON other than to portray all girls as jealous, petty and catty instead of portraying girls having each others backs and protecting each other
- east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred
- west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand
- midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so
popular tweet: appear on ellen, $10k scholarship
popular instagram post: endorsement deal with makeup brand/travel agency
popular facebook post: featured on local news across the country
popular youtube video: movie deal, nominated for a teen choice award
popular tumblr post: baby boomers in your inbox 10x a day yelling abt millennials, screenshot of the post featured in a buzzfeed article without credit, 3 months later a pregnant girl you graduated with shares it from the “people of tumblr” facebook page
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
#putting this in my queue just for cat swanjolras
in other news, it is the year of our lord two thousand and fifteen and this is still happening to me
I think I wrote about this before but yet again, it’s always interesting to me when people or websites are deemed popular when really they are just popular with men. People act like Reddit is the “front page of the internet” yet its readers are 74% men. Anthony Fantano is the “most popular music critic” yet his viewers are 94% men. There was a big hullabaloo about Pitchfork’s apparently mostly male readership when it was acquired by Conde Nast.
It’s fine when things are overwhelmingly popular with men. But I wonder if we shouldn’t equate that popularity with reaching all people. Why is Reddit the “front page of the Internet” but not Pinterest which attracts 74% women and has millions more users?
It reminds me a bit of everyone yelling about blogging being dead. Sure, maybe your mp3 blogs are gone. Gawker is dead. But as Anne Helen Peterson tweeted earlier this year, fashion blogs are still alive, mommy blogs are still alive, food blogs are still alive, etc. Basically, women are still blogging. And it’s clear that to many, the media men consume and the websites men visit and write for are the default markers for success.
But I don’t know how to seperate it? He probably is the most popular music critic, even though I wasn’t aware of his existence until maybe last year.
tag yourself, I’m a chaotic fashion gay
lawful fashion gay- ranges anywhere from casual to fancy, but sticks to simple safe things everyone agrees looks good
tacky fashion gay- has a lot of clashing pieces of clothing that never quite come into a good looking outfit but sometimes looks endearing for it
comfort fashion gay- does NOT care about fashion and is usually wearing very soft basic clothes, you could look in their closet and have no idea what’s their normal clothes and what’s their pajamas
chaotic fashion gay- breaks every single rule known to man and somehow it works; has zero fear and at least five conflicting aesthetics which should not logically go together
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
I wish i had the confidence to wear the fashion taste that i have
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“
this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally
Basically. Come talk to me, I don’t bite
You guys can always come talk to me!
☝☝☝ its totally okay with me if you just message me talking about how theres no food and how much you want nutella right now
You could basically go on a rant about donkey’s and how they’ve been forsaken with the name asses I’d find it hilarious
i am very okay with all of this
Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.
I like this. Better than the awkward open-ended convo of “ I want to be your friend”.
everyone talks about canon url privledge but no one wants to talk about one word url privilege. if you have a one word url youre either an aesthetic blogger or your involved with drama six ways to sunday there is no inbetween
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